Tinder Carpet Puns

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Tinder carpet puns.

If you have any experience at all with the massively. While puns might not be everyone s cup of tea they ll certainly make you more memorable than most. Here s how a couple of witty tinder users opened sarah and mechelle. Tinder can be a scary place but not when you embark on conversations made up entirely of carpet puns which this imgur user did with great results.

This girl i met on tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh. Using someone s name is a doorway into their world here s another name joke to grab her attention. Sorry javascript is disabled in order to use tinder on the web please enable javascript in your browser settings. A tinder user created a profile for a carpet called clive listing his likes as vacuuming and shampooing and his dislikes as red wine and dirty shoes let the punning.

Wading into the deep and dark waters of tinder takes courage and strength but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. If you put your ear against it and listened closely you could smell the sea. On tuesday an imgur user uploaded a series of screenshots documenting the pun derful exchange between clive the carpet and the tinder match of his dreams.

This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. It s tough to stand out in the deep sea of tinder users. Clive is just your average joe looking. Name puns are slightly overused but that s only because they work quite well on tinder.

With 43 billion matches to date tinder is the world s most popular dating app making it the place to meet new people.